Bliss in piss

Ok..firstly this post might contain some words that might not sound too pleasant to the ear..but it is funny!![ lol..i like showin off :P ]..but seriously dont curse me after readin this.post...I was goin mad writin poems on everythin that came to my mind..piss..!!!..no offence guys..i am a lil bit crazy i guess...I present to you BLISS IN PISS:

I had this thing on my mind,
For a very very long time,
Why aint nobody wanna write,
Any shit about our own shit..

When you wake up every mornin,
The beer makes your head go spinnin,
You know you wanna unwind,
All you gotta do is free your mind..

Hmmm..You keep thinkin,
"Which can help me attain??
The freshness of the mornin flowers..
And the energy of the rooster"..

Your search ends here,
Hey..have no fear,
You can only find bliss,
When you let out your piss..

The first thing every mornin,
Is to quit all your mournin,
Bring your pants down at once,
N piss like you know no bounds!!

You slowly slide your zip,
N you gotta let her rip,
Piss off fast n hot,
Coz you aint got another shot...

Oh!it feels so fine,
When it comes out like a line,
You jus quit your flappin,
And let the piss do the talkin..

When you let it all out,
You ll feel so fine,
You piss the shit out,
You wont have to cry..

Never forget to piss yo,
Or you'll turn into a psycho,
Learn to pull your zip down,
Or your wet pants could bring a frown..

Piss like a pro,
Always do it down and low,
Know the basics of this spree,
Its also known as pee!!

Uh hu..i aint kiddin,
Finish pissin in the mornin,
You know you done it great,
Coz there cant be no mistake..

The feelin when you are done pissin,
Its sinkin..activatin your brain..
Whenever you do it,
Wherever yo do it,
When you done pissin,
Remenber to keep flushin..

So there you have it,
A poem on pissin and how,
If you aint a freak my friend,
You would think im insane!!.. :D

Ok...i know i know..GROUUSEEEEEE... :P lol..i find it funny..